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<i>...and it was just as easy as...</i>

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<i>one, two, three.</i>

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<i>Tiny classified ads.</i>

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<i>That's right.</i>

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-This is so inspirational.
-You<i>'</i>re damn right it<i>'</i>s inspirational.

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<i>I went from a guy who was</i>
<i>constantly behind on his monthly rent...</i>

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<i>to a multimillionaire entrepreneur....</i>

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-And it<i>'</i>s so simple, too.
-That<i>'</i>s what makes it genius.

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l don<i>'</i>t understand
why more people don<i>'</i>t do it.

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<i>Operators.... Well, they're standing by.</i>

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<i>'</i>Cause they<i>'</i>re scared, Larry.
Afraid to take risk, man.

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-Yeah.
-Told you the man<i>'</i>s a genius.

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And he<i>'</i>s making moves.
See the size of that yacht?

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Yeah.

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-That was a nice yacht.
-That<i>'</i>s what l<i>'</i>m talking about, man.

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And you heard the man, right?
<i>''</i>Anybody can do it<i>.''</i>

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-Exactly.
-Know what<i>'</i>s sad?

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A man who<i>'</i>s so afraid to take a risk...

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that he wastes his whole life playing it safe.

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Look at my uncle Victor.
You remember him, right?

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This cat worked three full-time jobs
for 35 years, man.

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Three full-time jobs for what?
He ain<i>'</i>t got shit.

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A damn raggedy-ass house
that he<i>'</i>s still paying for.

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And then on top of that, guess what?

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They forced his ass into early retirement.

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-You know what they gave him?
-401 (k)?

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No. A pat on the back
and a fucking watch, man.

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Now, was that worth it?

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Well, it depends on the watch.

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l mean, if they gave him a Patek Philippe
or a Roger Dubuis<i>....</i>

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That<i>'</i>s not the point, man.

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The point is,
the guy is dying of ass cancer now.

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All messed up.
His kids all messed up on drugs.

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One of them is a fucking tranny.

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-Which one?
-You crazy?

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Lisa.

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Lisa<i>'</i>s a dude?

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Yeah, you knew Lisa was a dude, right?

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Yeah, of course l knew.

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This is some good shit, right?

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-Who is it?
-Lance.

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<i>...I went from a guy</i>
<i>who was constantly behind on his rent....</i>

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Your landlord!

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Lance! Hey!

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-Hi, Lance. We were just talking about you.
-Really? What, were you<i>....</i>

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-What?
-lt<i>'</i>s your flip-flops, Lance.

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-My flip-flops?
-You gotta take them off, man.

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lt<i>'</i>s kind of a Zen thing
we do around the apartment here.

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Listen, guys. Really...

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l really, really, really, really
need the rent money.

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-But it<i>'</i>s not due till the 5th.
-But it<i>'</i>s the 15th.

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And, you<i>'</i>re already three months behind.

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So, am l gonna see some money?

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Not exactly.

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You know, technically, just technically...

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-you<i>'</i>re not on this lease.
-But when Steve moved out--

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When Steve moved out, l let you guys
come in, and you<i>'</i>re good guys.

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You<i>'</i>re good guys, but you<i>'</i>re always late
with the rent money.

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Wait a minute, Lance.
There<i>'</i>ve been a few times--

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-lrregardless.
-Regardless.

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What?

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Regardless. l mean,
<i>''</i>irregardless<i>''</i> isn<i>'</i>t a word.

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Listen, Lance.
Things are really about to pop over here.

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We<i>'</i>re in the process
of getting a business off the ground.

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Yeah, it<i>'</i>s a <i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business.

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-A <i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business?
-Yeah.

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For what?

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Well, that<i>'</i>s not the point. You see, Lance...

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the ads themselves generate income.

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lt<i>'</i>s complex.

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l understand ads. Ads for what?

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Okay, Lance, look.
lt<i>'</i>s clear that you are not a risk-taker, okay?

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So why don<i>'</i>t you just stick
to your little real-estate investments...

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bumming a couple of bucks a month
off guys like us.

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-Where<i>'</i>s the profit, man?
-Where is the profit?

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-That<i>'</i>s chickenfeed, baby.
-Chickenfeed?

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So where<i>'</i>s my chickenfeed?

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l want my money or l<i>'</i>m going to take action.

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Take action?

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Look, just chill right there, okay...

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while my business partner
and l go discuss this new deal...

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that you<i>'</i>ve put on the table, okay?

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Wait, <i>''</i>new deal<i>''</i>? There is no new deal.

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Just relax, baby. We<i>'</i>re gonna be right back
and take care of you, okay?

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Rico, this is getting serious.

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What do you think?

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l don<i>'</i>t know,
maybe we should order the program.

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Order the program? Why?

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l don<i>'</i>t know,
in case there are some details we missed.

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Details? What more
do we need to know, man?

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Dick just spent the last half an hour
laying the whole thing out for us.

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Well, yeah, you got a point there.

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Look, man, you got to understand, man.

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The average person wants something
for nothing.

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They<i>'</i>re not willing to commit themselves...

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to sit down and watch an entire infomercial,
like we just did.

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Yeah, you<i>'</i>re right.

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-Which already puts us ahead of the game.
-Exactly.

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Congratulations, partner.
We are officially small-business owners.

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Yeah!

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You know what comes on today
at 4:00, right?

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You think l don<i>'</i>t?

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<i>-Shawshank Redemption.</i>
<i>-Shank</i> marathon on TNT.

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All weekend long, baby.

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-Pong?
-Pong.

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Oh, you got nothing on me, bitch.

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Money shot, bitch.

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The bank is open, bitch.

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Well?

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Whoa!

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Yo, man, you can<i>'</i>t just walk in here
without knocking.

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-What<i>'</i>s up with that, Lance?
-What<i>'</i>s going on here, Lance?

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You know what? This is crap. This is crap!

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l<i>'</i>m sick and tired of your shenanigans.

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This is it, and l mean it.

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-Oh, Lance.
-What a dick.

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l got the point, bitch.

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Yeah, well, you needed me to spot you
a point anyway, bitch.

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l got to take a shit. You wanna come?

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Let<i>'</i>s roll.

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Morning.

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Oh, my God!

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-Hey, excuse me, l need some more soymilk.
-What you need is rehab.

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Yeah, rehab is your only option.

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You need to get your shit together.

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You can<i>'</i>t keep assing around
your whole life.

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Yeah, l know. Can you fucking believe it?

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An intervention. On me. Yeah, l know.

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lt was like they gave me
some bullshit pamphlet...

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about some rehab
l<i>'</i>m supposed to check out. Like<i>....</i>

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Well, l lost the freaking thing already.

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The pamphlet for the rehab thing
l<i>'</i>m supposed<i>....</i> The<i>....</i>

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Are you even listening to me?

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Dude, l gotta roll. What?

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The deal? Yeah, it<i>'</i>s still going down.

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Yeah. Yeah. l got a customer.

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Late.

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May l help you?

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Rehab? Wait, wait, wait.

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You<i>'</i>re telling me coffee-shop guy...

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the biggest get-high crackhead in town...

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told you that you need rehab? Please, man.

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l don<i>'</i>t know. lt looks kind of nice.

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They got volleyball, biofeedback<i>....</i>

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<i>''</i>Heavens House, the easier, softer way<i>.''</i>

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Give me that.

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Ain<i>'</i>t nothing easy or soft about rehab, man.

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You do realize
you can<i>'</i>t get high in there, right?

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Really?

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Why is there always a catch?

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<i>'</i>Cause it<i>'</i>s rehab, Larry.

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Maybe coffee-shop guy
knows something we don<i>'</i>t.

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Yeah, like where the nearest crackhouse is.

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What?

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Hey, there<i>'</i>s your girl, Elise.

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Aren<i>'</i>t you supposed to be hooking up
with her?

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Yeah, but l<i>'</i>m playing it kind of slow
right now.

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-Smart.
-Yeah.

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-What<i>'</i>s up, Elise?
-Hey<i>....</i>

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-Rico.
-Hi, right.

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Big Daddy, this is Chico and, sorry<i>....</i>

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Hi, l<i>'</i>m Larry.

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-They<i>'</i>re my neighbors.
-What<i>'</i>s up, fellas? How you doing?

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That is a beautiful car, Big Daddy.

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Oh, you like that?
You know, l just picked that up.

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$80,000 worth of pure flames.

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Whoa. What kind of job do you have to have
to get a car like that?

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l<i>'</i>m an investor.

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-Well, cool.
-lnvestor!

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Me and my partner here
have our own business.

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Really? What<i>'</i>s it called?
<i>''</i>Chico and the Man<i>''</i>?

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No. lt<i>'</i>s a <i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business.

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lt<i>'</i>s complex.

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You know what, you<i>'</i>re absolutely right.

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Starting your own business
is extremely complex.

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-You know, there was a time--
<i>-Oh, Big Daddy.</i>

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One second, fellas.

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<i>Oh, Big Daddy!</i>

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Hello. Yeah, cool. Yes, yes. Hold on.

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Hey, you know what, guys?
l<i>'</i>ve really got to take this.

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But it was a pleasure meeting you.

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And good luck
on your new business venture.

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You know what, Elise,
give these fellas my card.

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Maybe we can do
some business together sometime.

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-Maybe.
-All right.

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So, Elise, this your man? This Big Daddy?

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Hey, Elise, so tell Big Daddy
we<i>'</i>re definitely going to call, okay?

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What?

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Why do you have to act so impressed, man?

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Because l am impressed.

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Whatever.

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l<i>'</i>m telling you, that guy Big Daddy,
he<i>'</i>s making moves.

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Trust me, anybody
who self-proclaims himself <i>''</i>Big Daddy<i>''...</i>

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is not making moves.

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-What<i>'</i>s so funny?
-You. You and your bout of jealousy.

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l<i>'</i>m not having a bout of jealousy.

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-l<i>'</i>m jealous of what?
-That red Viper, for one thing.

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Do you know what a car like that
does to the ozone layer?

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Oh, yeah, Captain Environmentalist.

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Fuck you, man.

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l<i>'</i>m telling you, Big Daddy is the man.

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And you know he<i>'</i>s putting palm-prints
on that ass every night.

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-Not necessarily.
-Oh, necessarily.

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-Not necessarily.
-l<i>'</i>m gonna go with <i>''</i>necessarily<i>.''</i>

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Why must you continue to bust my balls?

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-Hey, Rico!
-Speaking of balls.

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-Hey, Rico.
-Great. Yeah.

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Hey, Lisa, how<i>'</i>re you doing?

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Oh my<i>....</i> Do you know my friend Bobbi?

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This is my cousin, Rico. The one
l was telling you about with the big--

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-Yeah, what<i>'</i>s up?
-Hey, Rico.

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Right.

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So, how<i>'</i>s Uncle Victor?

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He<i>'</i>s fine. He<i>'</i>s still going through chemo.

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Rico, are you going to order?

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Oh, my God, Larry!

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-Oh, my God! Hi!
-Oh!

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Hey, Lisa.

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Larry, l<i>'</i>m so sorry l haven<i>'</i>t called you back.

220
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And l know that you<i>'</i>ve called me
several times...

221
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,899
but l<i>'</i>ve just been so busy.

222
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,701
Busy, busy, busy, like a busy little bee.

223
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,877
Speaking of bees, those flowers
you sent me, they were so beautiful.

224
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,540
Flowers?

225
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:05,710
You know, we will definitely have to
get together soon. l promise, okay?

226
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,276
l don<i>'</i>t want you to think
l<i>'</i>m just some big old tease.

227
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:12,882
Oh, no, no. l<i>'</i>ve been real busy, too.

228
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,986
Just a busy<i>....</i> Busy little beaver.

229
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,795
lsn<i>'</i>t he just edible? l told you.

230
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,461
Oh, yeah, girl. Eat him with a spoon.

231
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,335
You know what, Lisa?

232
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,307
Larry<i>'</i>s been talking about you non-stop.

233
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,301
l think he<i>'</i>s ready to hook up,
you know what l<i>'</i>m saying?

234
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:37,315
Really? Oh, my God! lt sounds so sweet.
l<i>'</i>m excited.

235
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:41,342
l<i>'</i>ll call you. All right, boys.
l think it<i>'</i>s time for us to go.

236
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,646
We<i>'</i>ll see you later.

237
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:43,983
Bye. Bye.

238
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:51,122
-l swear l didn<i>'</i>t know.
-Flowers? Come on, man.

239
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,857
Larry, look at me, man.

240
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,991
ln the future, try checking the Adam<i>'</i>s apple,
all right?

241
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:59,469
And if a chick can palm a basketball
and has more than 1,200 yards...

242
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:03,099
as a receiver in high school,
it<i>'</i>s probably a dude, man.

243
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,101
l didn<i>'</i>t know.

244
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,758
Welcome to the Chicken Crib.
May l take your order?

245
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,991
Yeah, what<i>'</i>s up, man?

246
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:27,030
Let me get two
Colossal Chicken Super-Combos...

247
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,063
and give me a Sprite with that.

248
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,404
Can l get a Chicken Wow special...

249
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:38,704
with extra sauce,
if l could get that cooked fresh.

250
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,745
And hold the spice on the sauce.

251
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:44,340
Actually, you know what?
Just put the sauce on the side.

252
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,881
You know what?
Let<i>'</i>s make that sauce from scratch.

253
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,481
And l<i>'</i>ll have no onions...

254
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:56,186
no green peppers, extra red peppers...

255
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:01,933
order of half-fry-half-onion rings
and the fries extra crispy.

256
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,372
-Anything to drink with that?
-Yeah, Sprite.

257
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,732
$16.7 1 .

258
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,406
-Oh, you must be new.
-Excuse me?

259
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,540
Well, l<i>'</i>m Larry, Jonathan<i>'</i>s brother.

260
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,012
-Jonathan<i>'</i>s brother?
-Yeah, we usually don<i>'</i>t pay.

261
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,417
Oh, l<i>'</i>m sorry.

262
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,257
Yo! Yo, Jonathan!

263
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,754
These peoples with you?

264
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,262
Yeah.

265
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:49,412
Well, congratulations, gentlemen.

266
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,676
You just got yourself a free meal.

267
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,350
Have you even thought about my offer?

268
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,586
-What offer, Jon?
-Don<i>'</i>t be a butt-frank.

269
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,020
Assistant manager is a coveted position.

270
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,086
Assistant manager is a coveted position?

271
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,893
lt<i>'</i>s a lot of responsibility...

272
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,696
and you<i>'</i>re a completely
underqualified crackhead.

273
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,295
But like l said, l could pull some strings
with the regional manager.

274
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,772
So, are you gonna pull strings
for the french-fry girl, too?

275
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,502
Or does she just mainly pull your strings?

276
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,840
-Was l talking to you?
-Just curious.

277
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,005
Yeah. What do you say?

278
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:27,416
Well, firstly, l haven<i>'</i>t smoked crack
in like six months.

279
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,283
-Oh, my bad.
-Okay, good.

280
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,879
And secondly<i>....</i>

281
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,955
-l lost my train of thought.
-Oh, my God!

282
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,863
That<i>'</i>s perfect. That<i>'</i>s priceless.

283
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,902
Look at the two of you. Wasting your lives.

284
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:48,865
What the fuck happened to you, pal?
Don<i>'</i>t you have any dignity?

285
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,466
-Fuck you, Jon.
-No, you know what? l<i>'</i>m serious.

286
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,137
Look at me. l got the houseboat...

287
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,546
l got the <i>'</i>77 Trans Am, cherry.

288
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,446
l<i>'</i>m getting chicks.

289
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,317
All right? All of my dreams are coming true.

290
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,782
So, wait a minute. You actually dreamed
about living on a houseboat...

291
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,886
and owning a <i>'</i>77 Trans Am?

292
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,193
l<i>'</i>m not talking to you, freeloader.

293
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:16,496
Jon, don<i>'</i>t you rent the houseboat?

294
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,763
-lrregardless.
-Regardless.

295
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,771
-What?
-Regardless.

296
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,831
<i>''</i>lrregardless<i>''</i> is not a word.
God, that drives me fucking crazy.

297
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,240
Regardless, then.

298
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,574
The point is
you two don<i>'</i>t have a pot to piss in.

299
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:32,208
What are you gonna do? Drift around,
smoke dope for the rest of your lives?

300
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,452
Oh, my God.

301
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:41,221
Don<i>'</i>t you two have any ambition?
Don<i>'</i>t you want to accomplish something?

302
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,490
Well, as a matter of fact,
we<i>'</i>re going into business for ourselves.

303
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,423
-You<i>'</i>re gonna sell drugs again?
-No.

304
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,562
lt<i>'</i>s tiny classified ads.

305
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,870
Tiny classified ads.

306
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,343
-Ads for what?
-That<i>'</i>s not the point, Jon.

307
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,706
-lt<i>'</i>s complex.
-lt<i>'</i>s complex?

308
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,408
Don<i>'</i>t you understand
that with just a little hard work...

309
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:11,751
and discipline, that you could be
sitting right where l am one day?

310
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,524
Don<i>'</i>t you see that?

311
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,087
Jon, you<i>'</i>re the manager
of a goddamn fast-food restaurant!

312
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,189
And when l walked in today,
you were getting blown...

313
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,733
by the retarded french-fry girl!

314
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,735
-She<i>'</i>s not retarded!
-You<i>'</i>re retarded!

315
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,327
No, fuck you, crackhead!

316
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,532
l told you,
l don<i>'</i>t smoke crack anymore, douche-bag!

317
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,370
l don<i>'</i>t give a damn if you smoke dick.

318
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,704
Now get the fuck out of my restaurant!

319
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,574
-l<i>'</i>m so sick of your shit!
-l<i>'</i>m sick of yours, too!

320
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,476
This is your last free meal, asshole!

321
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,946
You wanna go at me?

322
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,583
So, Big Daddy...

323
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,720
tell me about the new business strategy
you<i>'</i>ve created.

324
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,058
Well, to tell you the truth,
it was really not a new strategy.

325
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,531
l just feel like it<i>'</i>s time
to diversify my investments a bit, that<i>'</i>s all.

326
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,228
Diversify? That sounds great, sweetie.

327
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,729
What are you looking at?

328
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,671
Do you remember that seminar
l went to at the airport last week?

329
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,765
-No.
-lrregardless.

330
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,309
-Regardless.
-Do you understand...

331
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,471
the type of money there is to be made
in international real estate?

332
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,846
-lnternational real estate?
-Oh, big, big money.

333
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,045
Not to mention the perquisites.
Check this out.

334
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,353
What does this look like to you?

335
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,484
l don<i>'</i>t know,
a beach somewhere in the Third World?

336
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,961
Read my lips.

337
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,863
Nicaragua.

338
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,058
And it<i>'</i>s gonna be huge.

339
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:34,367
For 300 grand, l bought 300 acres
of beachfront property down there.

340
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,897
-You paid $300,000 for that?
-l know, can you believe it?

341
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,410
And that<i>'</i>s just peanuts
compared to what it<i>'</i>s gonna be worth...

342
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,844
when l put a resort and a casino on it.

343
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,350
A resort? Don<i>'</i>t you think
it<i>'</i>s a little bit unstable down there?

344
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,476
What, you mean like earthquakes
and whatnot?

345
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,249
-l mean, like politically.
-Politically?

346
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,218
Wake up and smell the coffee, boo.

347
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,156
We live in a state
where the governor is famous...

348
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,126
for his convincing portrayal of a robot.

349
00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,291
ln a country that<i>'</i>s being run by a man
who almost choked to death on a pretzel.

350
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,957
Need l say more?

351
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,130
Okay, so you attended an airport seminar...

352
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,639
and purchased 300 acres...

353
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,836
of beachfront property in Nicaragua
for $300,000.

354
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,378
That<i>'</i>s right.

355
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,214
Oh, l see.

356
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,681
Yeah, you know what?

357
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,246
You<i>'</i>re absolutely right.

358
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,959
What was l thinking? l gotta do more.
l gotta invest it all.

359
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,154
-Everything.
-Wow.

360
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,924
Exactly. Exactly!

361
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,694
Oh, there you go.

362
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,827
Hey, now, you go on
and keep that for yourself, okay?

363
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,963
-Don<i>'</i>t spend it all in one place.
-Wow, thanks!

364
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,805
Come on, boo. Let<i>'</i>s make moves.
We got deals to handle.

365
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:51,145
So, baby, l think l got a buyer
for that coin collection of yours.

366
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,650
You mean my limited-edition
<i>Sanford and Son</i> pieces?

367
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,711
No, l mean the lndian Head nickel collection.

368
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,756
Oh, l thought you were talking about
the Susquehannas.

369
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,487
Well, we<i>'</i>re talking
some serious dough for those.

370
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,553
l can get like $40,000 on eBay
in a heartbeat.

371
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,523
-Bet you l can get you more.
-Really?

372
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,302
All right. Well, set up a meeting
with the buyer and l<i>'</i>ll talk to him.

373
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,498
No, l can<i>'</i>t. He<i>'</i>s very private.

374
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:19,006
Okay, so how is this deal supposed
to go down if l can<i>'</i>t talk to the guy?

375
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:22,444
Well, l have these two guys.
They can handle everything.

376
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,572
Two guys?

377
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,449
Look, baby, trust me, okay? l know them.

378
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,880
Let me do this deal for you.

379
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,781
All right, boo. l trust you. lt<i>'</i>s your deal.

380
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,724
Besides, we can use all the money
we can get down there in Nicaragua.

381
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,796
Well, the bottom line is
l finally kicked his ass this time.

382
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:50,171
Oh yeah. You definitely kicked his ass
this time, buddy.

383
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,206
What<i>'</i>s up, Lance?

384
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:02,052
So you had to take it to this, Lance.

385
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,054
You owe me $900.

386
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,924
Lance, it clearly states in our lease
that we have until the 5th.

387
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,726
And don<i>'</i>t bother trying to get your crap
out of here...

388
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:16,427
until you pay me what you owe me.

389
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,770
l could<i>'</i>ve sworn we had until the 5th.

390
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,333
Come on, man. What<i>'</i>re you going to do?

391
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,709
The guy is living in fear, man.

392
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,979
Anybody owe you any money?

393
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,855
Yeah, Steve owes me some jack.

394
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:47,494
Good luck getting that. Steve went AWOL
after the whole Julio fiasco.

395
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,033
Julio fiasco?

396
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:54,998
Steve walked in on Peggy,
coked out of her mind...

397
00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:57,064
on her knees, blowing Julio.

398
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,233
Blowing Julio?

399
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:02,806
And then, Julio beat the shit out of Steve...

400
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,778
-put him in the hospital for four months.
-Damn.

401
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,111
l always thought Julio was gay.

402
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,781
Apparently, gay dudes can fight, too.

403
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,354
Times are a-changing.

404
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,130
Spare some change?

405
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,424
-God bless you too, man.
-lt<i>'</i>s unbelievable.

406
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,264
l know. l can<i>'</i>t believe
we<i>'</i>re gonna miss <i>The Shank,</i> man.

407
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,031
Yo, Lance is really starting
to piss me off right now.

408
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,731
We gotta find a TV.

409
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,520
You know that Club is worth more
than your car, right?

410
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,850
Exactly.

411
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,187
Come on.

412
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,741
-l know what this is.
-lt<i>'</i>s probably your alternator.

413
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:07,834
No...

414
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,939
-this is my bottom.
-Your bottom?

415
00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:15,976
-l mean, my life is a mess, right?
-Well, this is true.

416
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:20,324
The rehab pamphlet says you can<i>'</i>t sign up
until you<i>'</i>ve hit your bottom.

417
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,191
l mean, we just got evicted,
the car won<i>'</i>t start...

418
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:28,255
my brother<i>'</i>s all up in my shit,
l almost hooked up with a tranny...

419
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,426
and now we<i>'</i>re gonna miss <i>The Shank.</i>

420
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:33,164
Rico, l never miss <i>The Shank.</i>

421
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,573
You know, l<i>'</i>m sitting right next to you
going through the same shit...

422
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:37,869
in case you didn<i>'</i>t notice.

423
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,774
That<i>'</i>s good.
You should come to rehab with me.

424
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:42,177
What else are we gonna do? Look.

425
00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,379
<i>''</i>Heavens House<i>.''</i>

426
00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:48,682
Probably got some crack whores
that are decent-looking.

427
00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:53,323
Yo. Check it, they got cable TV. Yeah.

428
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,593
<i>-The Shank.</i>
<i>-The Shank.</i>

429
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,190
lf we check in right now...

430
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:02,756
we can probably catch it before
Tim Robbins even gets raped up the ass.

431
00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:37,732
You do realize they probably charge
for this bullshit, right?

432
00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:39,133
You think?

433
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:44,601
Dude, l<i>'</i>m gonna bust your ass
in Ping-Pong.

434
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:48,705
George Jefferson?

435
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,829
Hold on. l<i>'</i>m gonna be right back, okay?
Hold on.

436
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:10,699
-Can l help you?
-Oh, yeah, hi.

437
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:13,102
We<i>'</i>re here about the rehab.

438
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:16,504
Yeah, so, who do we see
about this rehab situation?

439
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:19,701
That would be me. l<i>'</i>m Montana.
And you are<i>....</i>

440
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,681
Red. Red.

441
00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:26,177
-Nice to meet you, Red.
-Yeah, l<i>'</i>m Red.

442
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,240
Red.

443
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,346
And your name is?

444
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:33,151
Andy...

445
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:35,787
Dufresne.

446
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,158
-Nice to meet you, Andy.
-Nice to meet you.

447
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:42,028
Okay, well, we can take care of you both.

448
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,428
-Let<i>'</i>s start with you. Please follow me.
-Okay.

449
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:54,669
You were really in The Pharcyde?
That<i>'</i>s amazing.

450
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,407
lt<i>'</i>s a pleasure
to have you here with us, Red...

451
00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,883
and l know you<i>'</i>re gonna enjoy your stay.

452
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,819
And l just have to say,
l am a huge fan of your dad<i>'</i>s work...

453
00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:07,153
and l<i>'</i>m just so glad to be able to help
in any way l can.

454
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:10,752
Well, thank you so much, Montana.

455
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:14,162
l<i>'</i>m sure my dad
would be extremely grateful.

456
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,957
That<i>'</i>s enough. Okay.

457
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,400
Mr. Dufresne, please come on in.

458
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,298
-Go get <i>'</i>em, Andy.
-Thanks, Red.

459
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,001
No problem, Andy.

460
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:27,606
Newton<i>'</i>s cradle. Sweet.

461
00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:32,748
So, Andy, any major illnesses?

462
00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:35,410
Major? No.

463
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:38,718
-Clinical depression?
-Clinical?

464
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,315
No.

465
00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:44,054
-God, this is incredible.
-lsn<i>'</i>t it?

466
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,390
How does it work?

467
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:49,294
Nobody really knows.

468
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,698
Holy shit!

469
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:55,505
Well, it<i>'</i>s odd that way.
lt has a lot to do with surrender.

470
00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:59,266
-Higher power. Letting go of our own will.
-Really?

471
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:03,272
God, l would have thought it was
something to do with gravity or inertia...

472
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,373
you know, something stupid like that.

473
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:09,352
Well, gravity is a factor.
We<i>'</i>re not getting any younger, are we?

474
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,913
And inertia, don<i>'</i>t get me started.
lnertia is a killer.

475
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:16,856
You know, l think
you<i>'</i>re really gonna get this thing, Andy.

476
00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,259
-Really?
-Yeah.

477
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,990
Now, just a few more medical questions...

478
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,693
and l poke my finger up your butt,
and we<i>'</i>re all set.

479
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,133
All right.

480
00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:26,868
Oh, that was a joke.

481
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,162
Oh.

482
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,512
You can, if you need to.

483
00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:40,317
Thanks, sweetie. l think l<i>'</i>ll pass.

484
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,886
Oh, speaking of which, STDs?

485
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:52,024
l once had the skin on my entire ball bag...

486
00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:54,395
peel off in one piece.

487
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,524
When was this?

488
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,771
Oh, God, l don<i>'</i>t know.
Four or five years ago.

489
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,830
Did you get it checked out?

490
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:08,677
lt was a crazy time.
Yeah, l probably should<i>'</i>ve seen a doctor.

491
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,509
Probably.

492
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:13,150
Okay, your drug of choice?

493
00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:17,652
-What do you got?
-No, l<i>'</i>m serious.

494
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,283
Me, too.

495
00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:22,924
Your favorite drug. We just like to know.

496
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,861
lt<i>'</i>s hard to say.
There are so many great ones.

497
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:32,669
Ecstasy is pretty damn good.

498
00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:37,305
Although coke is solid...

499
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:40,401
you know, just consistent.

500
00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,744
But pot<i>....</i> l mean, pot<i>'</i>s the mainstay.

501
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,809
You know, at the baseline. The old friend.

502
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,947
Welcome to Heavens House.

503
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,283
-l got in?
-Yeah.

504
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,600
-Television.
-Quick, pop on <i>The Shank.</i>

505
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,975
Group in one minute.

506
00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:18,209
And guys, l<i>'</i>m leaving for the day,
so l<i>'</i>ll see you tomorrow morning.

507
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:25,281
l guess we<i>'</i>re gonna have to watch
<i>The Shank</i> after group.

508
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:28,416
-Group?
-Who you think we<i>'</i>re grouping anyway?

509
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:31,658
l don<i>'</i>t know, but l wouldn<i>'</i>t mind
grouping Montana<i>'</i>s ass.

510
00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:38,233
Oh, hey, real quick.
You were kidding earlier, right?

511
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,731
About what?

512
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:42,773
When you said that Andy Dufresne
gets raped in <i>The Shank.</i>

513
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,308
You<i>'</i>re kidding.

514
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,208
Andy Dufresne does not get raped
in <i>The Shank.</i>

515
00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,075
Come on, man. Of course he does.

516
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:52,583
l<i>'</i>ve seen the movie like 100 times
and l have never seen that.

517
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:55,619
What do you mean?
lt<i>'</i>s like a major plot point.

518
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,417
lt<i>'</i>s the whole reason
he decides to escape prison.

519
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,081
lt<i>'</i>s his motive.

520
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,652
Tim Robbins gets ass-fucked?

521
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,328
Maybe TNT doesn<i>'</i>t show that part.
How does he live with himself?

522
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:12,494
lt<i>'</i>s a movie, Larry.

523
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,060
<i>Group in one minute.</i>

524
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,172
But it only happens once, right?

525
00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:21,506
Okay...

526
00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:25,180
let<i>'</i>s welcome Heavens House<i>'</i>s
newest family members...

527
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:26,740
Andy and Red.

528
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:33,354
Nice. Okay, why don<i>'</i>t you guys
all just introduce yourselves, huh?

529
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:35,619
To our newest patients? Otis, you start.

530
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,285
Okay, all right.

531
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,962
Otis Jackson, Jr. here.

532
00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:44,532
l<i>'</i>m an Aquarius with Capricorn tendencies.

533
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:46,527
l<i>'</i>m just playing.

534
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:51,470
l guess l<i>'</i>m your regular garden-variety,
straight-up dope fiend.

535
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:55,006
Been addicted to crack, smack,
uppers, downers...

536
00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:56,837
booze, gambling, hookers.

537
00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,851
Hell, you name it,
l either sniffed it, shot it, smoked it...

538
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,609
or screwed it.

539
00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:06,682
All right! Otis, my man! That<i>'</i>s what
l<i>'</i>m talking about, brother. Right on.

540
00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,854
Everybody, let<i>'</i>s settle down, okay?

541
00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:14,325
Let<i>'</i>s just try and keep it real simple.

542
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,589
Heather.

543
00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:19,527
Hello, my name is Heather...

544
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:23,472
and l<i>'</i>ve been addicted to food, drugs...

545
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,200
men.

546
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:29,777
But, l guess l<i>'</i>m really
just a booze hound at heart. Okay.

547
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,410
Jeff.

548
00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:42,023
Jeff J. Johnson, Esquire.
l have my own law practice.

549
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:46,085
l<i>'</i>m your basic tweaker.
You know, crystal, speed, junk.

550
00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,859
Anything to crank me up.

551
00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:49,627
lt<i>'</i>s all good.

552
00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:53,997
David.

553
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,064
Yo, what<i>'</i>s up? l<i>'</i>m Dave.

554
00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:59,402
And l ain<i>'</i>t no damn drug addict.

555
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:03,906
Andy?

556
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,908
Hi, my name is Andy.

557
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:11,050
And l put down weed as my drug of choice.

558
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:12,521
Bingo.

559
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:15,182
l don<i>'</i>t have any STDs...

560
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,589
although the skin of my entire ball bag
fell off, one time.

561
00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:26,595
And Red and l have our own
<i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business.

562
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,765
Well, that<i>'</i>s great, Andy.

563
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,643
Ads for what?

564
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,606
Well, you see, Linda, that<i>'</i>s not the point.

565
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,148
lt<i>'</i>s complex.

566
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:39,541
Okay.

567
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:41,980
Well...

568
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,279
yesterday, we were discussing
David<i>'</i>s upcoming court case.

569
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,758
-How is that progressing, David?
-lt<i>'</i>s progressing, all right.

570
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,692
They talking about locking my ass up.

571
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,821
Oh, man!

572
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:55,665
How does that make you feel?

573
00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:59,726
Makes me feel like they talking about
locking my ass up. What?

574
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,832
See now, that<i>'</i>s your problem, Dave.

575
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:06,506
-You<i>'</i>re cut off emotionally.
-Please.

576
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:09,171
See, that<i>'</i>s just a defense there, all right?

577
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,442
That is your anger coming up.

578
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:14,047
Okay, now, we talked about this.

579
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,979
No. lt<i>'</i>s not my anger, Linda.

580
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:20,888
Fuck, if l go to jail, l go to jail, right?
That<i>'</i>s the facts.

581
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:28,023
l meant, how l<i>'</i>m gonna feel<i>....</i>

582
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,626
l know...

583
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,899
you<i>'</i>re the reason
why l don<i>'</i>t want to go to jail.

584
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:39,432
You<i>'</i>re my French vanilla,
my white chocolate...

585
00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:42,371
you<i>'</i>re my<i>.... Ay, qu linda.</i>

586
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,640
Linda.

587
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:53,553
But you know.
lf l go to jail, l just go to jail.

588
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:02,992
Would either one of you
care to share one of your stories...

589
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:07,002
of incarceration on a group level? Okay?

590
00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:10,507
l<i>'</i>ll share on a group level.

591
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,869
This may come as a surprise
to some of you...

592
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,639
but l<i>'</i>ve done a stretch of time.

593
00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:17,545
And let me tell you, as a lawyer,
it<i>'</i>s no picnic.

594
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:22,450
Feel free to contact me anytime
regarding representation.

595
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,815
That<i>'</i>s right, anytime.

596
00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:26,482
-Jeff.
-Call the number on it.

597
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:31,357
-We talked about this.
-Right, right, okay.

598
00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:33,323
Okay, right. Good.

599
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:36,195
Well, listen, l<i>'</i>d love to sit around
and chat with you guys...

600
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:37,766
tell some war stories...

601
00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:41,327
but l<i>'</i>ve got some calls to make,
got a few cases out there just busting open.

602
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:43,805
So l<i>'</i>ll catch up with you later.

603
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:52,208
He busted.

604
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:57,076
Now, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.

605
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,456
Wait a minute, here. Jeff, sit. Okay?

606
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:05,924
Now, Jeff just got done sharing
something on a group level.

607
00:36:06,964 --> 00:36:10,365
And l don<i>'</i>t find anything funny about it.

608
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:12,435
Trust me, Linda. lt<i>'</i>s funny.

609
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,131
Really? Then why don<i>'</i>t you go ahead
and tell one of your stories.

610
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,140
l bet it is hilarious.

611
00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:20,969
Okay.

612
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:25,208
lt may come as a surprise to some of you...

613
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:30,220
but Red and l did a stretch of time
together, a few years ago.

614
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,085
ln the great state of Maine.

615
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:36,483
l was framed for killing my wife.

616
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,889
Don<i>'</i>t worry, l didn<i>'</i>t do it.

617
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:43,466
Me? Hell...

618
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:47,296
just a punk kid,
grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.

619
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,764
l broke out eventually.
Flew the coop. Escaped.

620
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,433
Headed on down to the islands.

621
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:55,673
Yeah, you see,
he was being repeatedly gang-raped.

622
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,444
-Whoa.
-That<i>'</i>s terrible.

623
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,312
-l was not!
-You were too.

624
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,748
l don<i>'</i>t remember that part!

625
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:04,345
Andy, most people,
they do block that out, okay?

626
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:06,652
But, it<i>'</i>s nothing to be ashamed of,
all right? Go ahead.

627
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,351
Thank you, Linda.

628
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,354
As l was saying...

629
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:14,690
l had the most amazing poster
of Bo Derek...

630
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:17,524
that l put up on my wall to cover--

631
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,399
<i>Shawshank Redemption!</i>

632
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:22,862
-Aren<i>'</i>t you guys playing Scattergories?
-Chet!

633
00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:27,474
And Andy, we are not here to play games.
Sit it.

634
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:32,012
l take your recovery very seriously...

635
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,812
even if you choose not to.

636
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:34,908
Okay?

637
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,314
And as for you,
if you won<i>'</i>t tell<i>....</i> Yeah!

638
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:44,425
lf you won<i>'</i>t tell your story, then maybe
l<i>'</i>ll be forced to, Mr. Redd Foxx, Jr!

639
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,397
-Okay.
-No, snowflake, wait.

640
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,228
Redd Foxx, Jr?

641
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,735
l couldn<i>'</i>t remember Red<i>'</i>s last name, man,
so l improvised.

642
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,569
With Redd Foxx, Jr?

643
00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:00,440
Listen up, drug addicts,
we have two more hours of free time...

644
00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,001
and that<i>'</i>s it!

645
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,012
We have a very big day tomorrow.

646
00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:23,326
Look, man. You know<i>....</i>
Oh, what<i>'</i>s up?

647
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:27,128
Man, you know who that is?

648
00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:29,536
That<i>'</i>s the Mayor<i>'</i>s daughter, man.

649
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:30,869
How do you know that?

650
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:33,068
l keeps up with my politics.

651
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,736
Besides, l never had any
political poon-tang before.

652
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:41,179
Don<i>'</i>t you think she<i>'</i>s
a little out of your league?

653
00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:42,344
Please.

654
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:45,719
ln case you didn<i>'</i>t notice,
we in drug rehab, man.

655
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:50,289
Besides, l voted for her wack-ass dad.
The way l see it, she owes me.

656
00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,494
You guys really made me laugh
in there. Thanks.

657
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:03,768
That was the first time in weeks.
Name<i>'</i>s Heather.

658
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:07,072
Hello, Heather. l<i>'</i>m Andy Dufresne.

659
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,238
So, Mr. Dufresne...

660
00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,911
got any idea where a big girl like me...

661
00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,213
can find some long, hard dick?

662
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,786
l<i>'</i>ll tell you.

663
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,820
So, you know l<i>'</i>m a big fan
of your dad<i>'</i>s, too.

664
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,489
-Thank you.
-Yeah. Yeah.

665
00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:32,094
You know, l was thinking,
we should probably stick together...

666
00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:35,297
seeing that we<i>'</i>re the only two
from prominent families in here.

667
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,034
-Right.
-Yeah.

668
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:40,373
Why don<i>'</i>t you stop by later?
l have a private room.

669
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:45,274
A private room?
Okay, l like the sound of that.

670
00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:49,285
-We could read Bible verses together.
-Bible verses?

671
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,221
Hey, cool. l<i>'</i>m into the whole Jesus thing.

672
00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:54,780
-Really?
-Yeah.

673
00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,427
So, l<i>'</i>ll see you later tonight?

674
00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,326
Oh, you<i>'</i>ll see lots of me.

675
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,228
-Okay, then.
-All right.

676
00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:08,702
-You running group tonight?
-Yeah.

677
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,710
So, did you French kiss?

678
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:17,313
No. Did l French kiss? No, man.

679
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:22,246
l<i>'</i>m heading over there later
to read Bible verses.

680
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,254
Bible verses?

681
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,251
So, what<i>'</i>s up with Big Drawers?

682
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:33,495
Well, apparently she<i>'</i>s looking
for some long, hard dick.

683
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,302
Can you believe those people in there?

684
00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,997
And my brother calls me a crackhead.

685
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:46,470
l mean, l told him, l haven<i>'</i>t smoked crack
in like six months.

686
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:47,875
Excuse me.

687
00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:51,408
-ls that reefer l smell?
-No, sir.

688
00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:56,282
Don<i>'</i>t lie to an old man, boy. lt ain<i>'</i>t right.

689
00:40:56,353 --> 00:40:58,082
You selfish bastards!

690
00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:00,089
You all gonna stand out here
and smoke a joint...

691
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:02,455
and ain<i>'</i>t gonna ask an old man
if he want a hit?

692
00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:04,494
You want a hit, old man?

693
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,995
Does a crack whore<i>'</i>s pussy stink?

694
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:11,233
l<i>'</i>m a drug addict, son. l always want a hit.

695
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,667
-Told you we could get high in rehab.
-No, you can<i>'</i>t.

696
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,205
Your buddy<i>'</i>s right there, partner.

697
00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:21,642
l mean, l like to smoke a little reefer
from time to time, but that<i>'</i>s it.

698
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:24,977
Folks around here take getting high
pretty serious.

699
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:31,110
l<i>'</i>m reminded of a time in 1968<i>....</i>

700
00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:34,220
No, it was <i>'</i>7 4.

701
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:37,618
Anyway, l was doing a gig
down in Mississippi.

702
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:42,260
l<i>'</i>ll never forget it, <i>'</i>cause that was
the first time l got crabs.

703
00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:45,101
l used to sing tenor.

704
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,339
-You hear that?
-That<i>'</i>s it, honey.

705
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,575
Come on.

706
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,751
Take the tank top off.

707
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:08,118
That<i>'</i>s it. Nice and slow.

708
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:11,719
You know who the daddy is,
don<i>'</i>t you, Dave?

709
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,656
-Dave?
-Dave?

710
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,923
Who<i>'</i>s out there?

711
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,100
What are you guys doing out here?

712
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,864
No, the question is, what the hell
are you doing over there?

713
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:24,169
Just mind your own business.
Go back inside!

714
00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:27,133
Drug addicts!

715
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,809
Oh, Chet.

716
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:50,490
What the hell is that smell?

717
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,899
Hai Karate.

718
00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:56,598
Hai Karate?
Where do they still sell Hai Karate?

719
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:59,973
eBay. A man has to understand
his pheromones, brother.

720
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:03,377
-Hey, what channel is TNT?
-l don<i>'</i>t know. Try 66.

721
00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:09,212
There is no 66.
This thing has only got like eight channels.

722
00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:12,084
Eight channels? Wait a minute, man.

723
00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:15,186
Give me that thing.

724
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,327
What the hell?

725
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:23,492
lt clearly states in the brochure
that they have basic cable.

726
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,126
l believe that<i>'</i>s false advertising.

727
00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:29,900
l tell you what, if they don<i>'</i>t have
TNT in here by tomorrow...

728
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,335
l<i>'</i>m out.

729
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:36,305
And l don<i>'</i>t give a damn about your bottom
or anybody else<i>'</i>s goddamn bottom!

730
00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:38,040
Kiss my ass, man.

731
00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:54,391
Come in.

732
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,667
-l catch you at a bad time?
-Of course not.

733
00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:02,973
So, what you reading?

734
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,930
The Good Book.

735
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:07,844
Does your <i>''</i>good book<i>''</i> have a name?

736
00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:12,579
Oh, the Good Book! Right.

737
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:15,478
Don<i>'</i>t just stand there. Come sit down.

738
00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:26,858
Read this part l highlighted.

739
00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:29,492
Okay. Right here?

740
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:31,525
All right.

741
00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:35,470
<i>''</i>Every man is tempted,
when he is drawn away...

742
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,999
<i>''</i>of his own lust, and enticed<i>.''</i>

743
00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:41,968
So true. So true.

744
00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:48,985
<i>''</i>Then, when lust hath conceived,
it bringeth forth sin<i>.''</i>

745
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:50,748
Sin. lt<i>'</i>s true.

746
00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:56,555
<i>''</i>And sin, when it is finished,
bringeth forth death<i>.''</i>

747
00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:59,591
Death. l guess that<i>'</i>s true.

748
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,060
You smell so good, Red.

749
00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:08,264
What is that smell? lt<i>'</i>s so familiar.

750
00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:13,772
l got to run. l really got to run.

751
00:45:27,524 --> 00:45:31,290
So, are you gonna let me in
or not, handsome?

752
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,218
Oh.

753
00:45:33,497 --> 00:45:34,589
Yeah.

754
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:37,766
Yeah, sure. Come on in.

755
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:53,174
What<i>'</i>s the verdict, Andy-boy?

756
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,152
The verdict?

757
00:45:57,488 --> 00:46:02,050
You think you<i>'</i>re ready for some
of this big-girl pussy, or what?

758
00:46:04,061 --> 00:46:05,858
You so crazy.

759
00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,488
Oh, l<i>'</i>m deadly serious.

760
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,234
-Really?
-Oh, yeah.

761
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,128
l<i>'</i>m like a dog...

762
00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:17,238
with a bone.

763
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,302
-What<i>'</i>s the matter, Red?
-l just remembered...

764
00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:23,540
<i>Shawshank Redemption</i> is on tonight.
Great movie.

765
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,982
-We don<i>'</i>t have TNT.
-Oh, yeah?

766
00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:32,850
But l<i>'</i>ve got something better than TNT.

767
00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:37,822
You like my outfit?

768
00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:41,529
lt<i>'</i>s fantastic. lt<i>'</i>s fabulous.

769
00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:43,759
lt<i>'</i>s a very, very good look for you.

770
00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,961
Know the best part about it?

771
00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:48,596
lt<i>'</i>s crotchless.

772
00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:52,865
Jesus. Jesus.

773
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,837
Forgive me my sins, Jesus.

774
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,075
Yes, yes, yes, my child.

775
00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,640
No. Call me Mary Magdalene.

776
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,989
Don<i>'</i>t be afraid, my child. l mean, Mary.

777
00:47:17,301 --> 00:47:20,498
Excuse me. Could you untie me, please?

778
00:47:21,738 --> 00:47:24,434
-Sure, Jesus. Anything for you.
-No, no.

779
00:47:24,908 --> 00:47:27,001
lt<i>'</i>s Red. Just<i>....</i>

780
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:29,702
Okay, Jesus.

781
00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:31,647
lt<i>'</i>s Red.

782
00:47:31,715 --> 00:47:34,479
-Just<i>....</i> Please?
-Jesus.

783
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:11,544
l think l love her, buddy.

784
00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:17,385
<i>Code blue. Code blue.</i>

785
00:48:19,696 --> 00:48:22,426
-Where are we going?
-Down the hall and to your left.

786
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:23,989
Got it. Bring it around.

787
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:27,434
-Chet, what<i>'</i>s going on?
-lt<i>'</i>s Otis. He tried to hang himself.

788
00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:31,630
Why would Otis try to hang himself?

789
00:48:33,777 --> 00:48:36,575
Maybe he couldn<i>'</i>t hack it on the outside.

790
00:48:37,114 --> 00:48:39,412
Like old Brooksie in <i>The Shank.</i>

791
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:41,908
<i>Probably right.</i>

792
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:44,019
<i>Packed up his things...</i>

793
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:46,418
<i>combed his hair...</i>

794
00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:49,484
<i>carved his name above the window.</i>

795
00:48:51,528 --> 00:48:53,428
Just like old Brooksie.

796
00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:23,251
Are you two idiots finished?

797
00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:26,491
-Screw you, Chet.
-Promises, promises.

798
00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:29,657
Do realize what that drug addict
did to himself?

799
00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:39,272
<i>Otis has some real issues</i>
<i>you might not be aware of.</i>

800
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:45,170
Be quiet!

801
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:53,478
All right.

802
00:49:55,959 --> 00:49:58,154
Look at you. Oh, look at you.

803
00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:07,796
l can<i>'</i>t wait.

804
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,343
Sweet dreams, drug addicts.

805
00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:38,229
Good morning, sweetheart.

806
00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:42,371
What you doing in here? You can<i>'</i>t
just come in here without knocking.

807
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:45,931
Yes, l can. l can do whatever l want.

808
00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:50,504
-What<i>'</i>s the big deal?
-Oh, honey...

809
00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:52,775
there<i>'</i>s clearly no big deal here.

810
00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:54,578
l am so not impressed.

811
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:59,280
Montana wants to see you in her office
in 20 minutes, drug addicts.

812
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,288
Hell, man. That cat is creepy.

813
00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,290
As l<i>'</i>m sure you probably know...

814
00:51:07,364 --> 00:51:10,561
there was a special last night
on <i>E! True Hollywood Story...</i>

815
00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:13,728
documenting the life of Redd Foxx.

816
00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,969
ls there anything you want to tell me?

817
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:18,337
Yes, as a matter of fact, there is, Montana.

818
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,468
l am very, very disappointed...

819
00:51:21,545 --> 00:51:24,412
in the supposed cable service in here.

820
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:27,881
Now, l<i>'</i>m no expert,
but to the best of my knowledge...

821
00:51:27,951 --> 00:51:30,681
TNT is considered basic cable...

822
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:33,348
in every major market in the U.S.

823
00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:36,919
-ls that a fact?
-Oh, yeah. Definitely.

824
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,222
lt<i>'</i>s common knowledge. Maybe you should
call them <i>'</i>cause, you know...

825
00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:43,926
that<i>'</i>s false advertising. l mean, you guys
could get in a lot of trouble behind that.

826
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,458
You know, he<i>'</i>s right about that. You know,
<i>'</i>cause we know a lot about advertising.

827
00:51:47,537 --> 00:51:51,098
-We have a <i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business.
-Really? Ads for what?

828
00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:53,574
That<i>'</i>s not the point, Montana. lt<i>'</i>s complex.

829
00:51:53,643 --> 00:51:55,167
Montana, the bottom line is this.

830
00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:58,612
We<i>'</i>re not going to be able to continue
staying here under these conditions.

831
00:52:02,252 --> 00:52:03,412
Hello.

832
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,453
l knew it.

833
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,281
Yes. Thank you for calling me back.

834
00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:12,922
Really? You don<i>'</i>t?

835
00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:17,956
Never mind.
Thanks again for calling me back. Bye-bye.

836
00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:20,701
So look...

837
00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:24,437
you<i>'</i>re gonna handle
that cable situation, right?

838
00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:26,840
How does this thing work again?

839
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,673
Give me that.

840
00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,309
You and your goddamn bottom.

841
00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:37,820
-You know this is all your fault, right?
-What? How do you figure that?

842
00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:40,548
Man, you<i>'</i>re the one
that got us to go to rehab.

843
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:43,058
<i>''</i>Yeah, Rico, they got cable<i>.''</i>

844
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,126
Eight fucking channels is not cable, Larry.

845
00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:49,188
Well, excuse me, Mr. Redd Foxx, Jr.

846
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:54,135
You know, you didn<i>'</i>t help matters much
by firing up a spliff in Montana<i>'</i>s office.

847
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,705
l can<i>'</i>t believe you did that.

848
00:53:03,246 --> 00:53:05,407
Did you see Montana<i>'</i>s face, man?

849
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,085
You know, but seriously...

850
00:53:09,152 --> 00:53:12,087
-that is false advertising, though.
-Oh, l concur.

851
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:19,559
-So where you want to go now?
-l don<i>'</i>t know.

852
00:53:19,629 --> 00:53:21,426
What about Big Daddy?

853
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:26,000
Excellent point, my friend.
A guy like that probably has DirecTV.

854
00:53:26,069 --> 00:53:27,764
-Absolutely.
-Yeah.

855
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,973
-You got his number?
-lt<i>'</i>s in the glove box.

856
00:53:39,249 --> 00:53:40,807
Yeah, l got it.

857
00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:47,283
Got it right here.

858
00:53:47,757 --> 00:53:49,520
So, what do you think?
Should we call Big Daddy?

859
00:53:49,593 --> 00:53:52,562
Well, his address is right here on the card.

860
00:53:53,196 --> 00:53:55,460
-Let<i>'</i>s just head over there.
-Good.

861
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:58,365
-l gotta take a shit anyway.
-Let<i>'</i>s roll.

862
00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:27,656
Now, that<i>'</i>s class.

863
00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:30,965
Easy, Killer.

864
00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:33,559
-Yeah, easy, Killer.
-Can l help you?

865
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:36,131
Yeah, we<i>'</i>re Elise<i>'</i>s friends.

866
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:41,800
Oh, yeah! Chico and the Man!
You<i>'</i>re the two guys Elise was talking about.

867
00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,877
Welcome to Le Casa de Big Daddy.

868
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,246
Come on. Let me show you around.
Come on in, fellas.

869
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,887
And last but not least, fellas,
here<i>'</i>s Big Daddy<i>'</i>s den.

870
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,618
Wow. Now, this is luxurious.

871
00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:01,955
l could definitely live here.

872
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:04,364
Well, with a lot of hard work,
one day you probably can.

873
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,402
Come on in. Have a seat, fellas.

874
00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:09,831
So...

875
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,804
correct me if l<i>'</i>m wrong, but you<i>'</i>re
the small-business owners, right?

876
00:55:12,876 --> 00:55:15,470
Right. We have
a <i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business.

877
00:55:15,545 --> 00:55:18,946
That<i>'</i>s right. Now l remember.
Sounds like it might be fairly profitable.

878
00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:22,576
Most definitely.
You see, the ads themselves...

879
00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,817
-they generate income.
-Yeah, Big Daddy...

880
00:55:26,289 --> 00:55:27,779
it<i>'</i>s complex.

881
00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:30,487
Complex?

882
00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:35,060
l see. l like that.

883
00:55:35,465 --> 00:55:37,524
Hey, Elise, what do you think
about the word <i>''</i>complex<i>''</i>?

884
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,227
Nothing, really.

885
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,331
What are they doing here?

886
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:43,429
What are you talking about?
They<i>'</i>re gonna do the deal.

887
00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:45,872
-The deal? No, these aren<i>'</i>t the guys.
-And they couldn<i>'</i>t be better.

888
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:48,536
Finally, some guys
who understand business.

889
00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:50,636
We were just going over
their tiny classified ads.

890
00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:51,903
They say it<i>'</i>s complex.

891
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:57,043
-Right. Ads for what?
-You see, that<i>'</i>s not the point, boo.

892
00:55:57,153 --> 00:55:58,620
lt<i>'</i>s complex.

893
00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:01,416
You see, Elise, the ads themselves...

894
00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:05,355
-they generate income.
-Generate income from what?

895
00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:07,860
Ads is short for advertisement.

896
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:10,462
Ads mean nothing
unless you<i>'</i>re advertising something.

897
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:14,333
So, if you<i>'</i>re not advertising anything,
then there is no income to generate.

898
00:56:14,404 --> 00:56:16,065
Yeah, but it<i>'</i>s complex.

899
00:56:16,973 --> 00:56:19,533
Don<i>'</i>t you understand? Complex.

900
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,339
Anyway, back to the business at hand.

901
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:26,814
Now, l<i>'</i>m pretty sure Elise
has filled you guys in on the particulars.

902
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,510
-No, actually, Big Daddy, l haven<i>'</i>t.
-Hold it a minute, boo.

903
00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:29,711
l know l told you it<i>'</i>s your deal...

904
00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:32,846
but just let me show these fellas
the merchandise. Then you can take over.

905
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,685
Now check this out.

906
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:40,794
Here are my precious babies.

907
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:43,892
Now...

908
00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:46,367
Elise told me you can get around $50,000,
which sounds nice...

909
00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:49,166
but of course, you<i>'</i>re going to have to make
an appraisal yourselves...

910
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,707
before you can take them to your guy.
So, come on, boo...

911
00:56:51,775 --> 00:56:53,675
let<i>'</i>s give these gentlemen a few minutes...

912
00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:56,268
then l<i>'</i>ll let you take over
and tell them what they need to know.

913
00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:02,109
l<i>'</i>ll be back in a minute, fellas.

914
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,851
What was that all about? Coins?

915
00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:13,361
Where are we going to get $50,000?

916
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,456
What?

917
00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,134
Oh, my God.

918
00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:23,203
We<i>'</i>re going to watch <i>The Shank.</i>

919
00:57:23,807 --> 00:57:26,401
Hey, it<i>'</i>s me. Well, the deal changed.

920
00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:29,670
l<i>'</i>ll fill you in. l said l<i>'</i>d fill you in later.

921
00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:32,475
l gotta go. Somebody<i>'</i>s on the other line.

922
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:33,743
Hello?

923
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,778
Hey, girl.

924
00:57:36,486 --> 00:57:37,919
No, nothing.

925
00:57:38,721 --> 00:57:41,519
How come every man in my life is a moron?

926
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:46,020
-Rico, man, how do you turn this thing on?
-l don<i>'</i>t know. Damn.

927
00:57:46,095 --> 00:57:48,586
-Press the button.
-Try the<i>....</i> No, that<i>'</i>s not it. Try the<i>....</i>

928
00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:50,826
No, dude. What<i>....</i>

929
00:57:54,737 --> 00:57:57,001
-So what do you think?
-About what?

930
00:57:57,073 --> 00:57:59,303
The coins. ls $50,000 fair?

931
00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:02,136
Yeah.

932
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,773
Yeah, l saw you looking
at that stereo equipment. You like it?

933
00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:06,907
Yes.

934
00:58:07,183 --> 00:58:10,084
Picked that bad boy up
down in Tokyo, Japan.

935
00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,620
<i>Oh, Big Daddy.</i>

936
00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:14,712
<i>Oh, Big Daddy.</i>

937
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:16,122
Yeah. Hold on one second.

938
00:58:16,192 --> 00:58:20,288
Hey, listen guys, l got to take this, okay?
Elise will fill you in on all the details.

939
00:58:20,363 --> 00:58:22,160
See you fellas later.

940
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:25,699
Okay, about these <i>Sanford and Son</i> pieces.
Now, how much can l get for Lamont?

941
00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:28,166
What the fuck is wrong with the two of you?

942
00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:29,500
Nothing.

943
00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:37,737
-ls something burning?
-l don<i>'</i>t smell anything.

944
00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,708
l farted earlier.

945
00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:45,253
Okay, here<i>'</i>s the deal. All right?

946
00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:49,924
Take the briefcase to the Mex-A-Go-Go
bus station, 1 2:00 noon tomorrow.

947
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:52,393
Don<i>'</i>t sit there with it,
<i>'</i>cause l<i>'</i>m afraid you<i>'</i>ll lose it.

948
00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:55,625
Now, put it in a locker and take the key
and give it to a guy. You follow?

949
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,789
Yes.

950
00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:03,633
Any guy?

951
00:59:04,574 --> 00:59:07,338
The guy you<i>'</i>ll be meeting is very big,
with lots of tattoos.

952
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,173
You cannot miss him. Okay?

953
00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:12,305
Like l said,
take the briefcase, put it in a locker.

954
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,840
Take the key, give it to the guy,
the very big guy with the big tattoos.

955
00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:17,682
The guy<i>'</i>ll give you
a package filled with money.

956
00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:19,386
lt<i>'</i>s a very simple exchange.

957
00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:21,083
Got me?

958
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:24,616
You can go now.

959
00:59:25,028 --> 00:59:26,893
Yep. Got it.

960
00:59:34,971 --> 00:59:36,233
Goodbye.

961
00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:51,512
So...

962
00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:55,151
Elise, this where you spend
most of your nights?

963
00:59:55,224 --> 00:59:57,852
None of your goddamn business.
l<i>'</i>ll see you two tomorrow.

964
00:59:57,927 --> 01:00:00,088
Hey, Elise, thanks a lot for everything.

965
01:00:00,163 --> 01:00:02,495
Don<i>'</i>t thank me.
You<i>'</i>re Big Daddy<i>'</i>s pawns, not mine.

966
01:00:02,565 --> 01:00:04,692
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
l ain<i>'</i>t nobody<i>'</i>s pawn, baby.

967
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:07,429
Right.

968
01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:20,538
Elise.

969
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,017
Yeah, l<i>'</i>m about to break it off
with her anyway, man.

970
01:00:23,086 --> 01:00:24,951
No, she<i>'</i>s right there.

971
01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:46,805
Nice car.

972
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:51,210
Better not fuck this up.

973
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,713
Don<i>'</i>t worry.

974
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:56,914
We won<i>'</i>t fuck it up.

975
01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:01,847
No, no. Get out and push.

976
01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:06,954
Hey, it<i>'</i>s me. Yeah.
Pick-up<i>'</i>s tomorrow at noon.

977
01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,328
Just give them the package
and take the key...

978
01:01:09,432 --> 01:01:10,421
and l<i>'</i>ll take care of the rest. All right.

979
01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:25,471
Man, l hope your brother
doesn<i>'</i>t start in on that shit again.

980
01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:27,379
Yeah, well, he<i>'</i>s probably going to.

981
01:01:27,450 --> 01:01:29,645
Kind of out of options.
Where else are we gonna stay?

982
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:34,122
-l just don<i>'</i>t feel like hearing it. That<i>'</i>s all.
-At least he<i>'</i>s got a TV.

983
01:01:34,724 --> 01:01:35,816
Shit.

984
01:01:38,461 --> 01:01:40,759
-Think he<i>'</i>s dead?
-l don<i>'</i>t know.

985
01:01:50,139 --> 01:01:51,265
Jeff?

986
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:55,267
Oh, hey, fellas.

987
01:01:58,114 --> 01:01:59,376
God damn!

988
01:02:02,251 --> 01:02:03,741
What happened?

989
01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:08,087
l must have fallen or something.

990
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,086
Hey, man, you all right?

991
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:11,683
Sure, fine.

992
01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:13,461
Fine. Thanks.

993
01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:15,593
How you guys doing?

994
01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:18,529
Hey, what are you doing out of rehab?

995
01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:21,297
Montana gave us the boot.

996
01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:23,429
What about you?

997
01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:25,204
Graduated.

998
01:02:26,275 --> 01:02:27,742
-Graduated?
-Yeah.

999
01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:29,004
Really?

1000
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,008
Oh, shit.

1001
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,375
Look at the time.

1002
01:02:33,983 --> 01:02:36,713
l got to be in court in like 45 minutes.

1003
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:39,112
As a lawyer or a defendant?

1004
01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:41,649
That<i>'</i>s funny. No.

1005
01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:44,086
l<i>'</i>m trying this really big case.

1006
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:47,094
Just stopped in for a little power nap,
you know?

1007
01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,528
Freshen up.

1008
01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:51,565
Hey, listen, you guys, call me, okay?

1009
01:02:51,634 --> 01:02:52,965
Cell phone, call me.

1010
01:02:53,035 --> 01:02:56,436
We<i>'</i>ll hang, catch up. Okay.

1011
01:02:58,708 --> 01:02:59,970
Oh, Jeff.

1012
01:03:00,476 --> 01:03:01,568
Yeah.

1013
01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:03,877
What a dick.

1014
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,549
Well, well, well, look who it is.

1015
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,248
Frick and Frack.

1016
01:03:13,422 --> 01:03:15,822
-What<i>'</i>s going on, Jon?
-What<i>'</i>s it look like?

1017
01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:17,951
Grab a couple of rags. Help me finish.

1018
01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:24,961
Care to join us
for a couple of brewskis, ladies?

1019
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,262
l don<i>'</i>t think so.

1020
01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:31,238
-That<i>'</i>s nasty.
-Real smooth there, Jon.

1021
01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:33,531
Fucking dykes.

1022
01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:37,641
Oh, no, you two can<i>'</i>t stay here tonight.
Out of the question.

1023
01:03:37,713 --> 01:03:41,672
-lt<i>'</i>s just for one night.
-No. l need you out of here ASAP.

1024
01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:44,517
-What<i>'</i>s wrong with your TV, Jon?
-What do you mean?

1025
01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:46,384
You don<i>'</i>t have cable?

1026
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,291
This is a houseboat, idiot.

1027
01:03:49,358 --> 01:03:51,826
Besides, what do you think l am?
Made of money?

1028
01:03:51,894 --> 01:03:53,191
Listen...

1029
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,923
Paulie<i>'</i>s bringing over
a couple of hot chicks tonight...

1030
01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:59,161
and l can<i>'</i>t have you two fuck-ups
lurking around.

1031
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:01,803
Well, where do you expect us to go?

1032
01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:04,169
Don<i>'</i>t ask me. Homeless shelter?

1033
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:07,275
So, who are these chicks you speak of, Jon?

1034
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:10,608
Just a couple of hotties we met last week
over at the Dusty Whale.

1035
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,114
And they are H-O-T, my friend.

1036
01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:16,083
-Oh, l bet they are.
-That<i>'</i>s right! They are!

1037
01:04:16,152 --> 01:04:18,211
lf you got your shit together...

1038
01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:21,188
you could be living
the same kind of life l am.

1039
01:04:21,257 --> 01:04:23,157
l<i>'</i>m telling you guys...

1040
01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:26,357
l am a major player over here.

1041
01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,292
Hey Jon, we<i>'</i>re here!

1042
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,965
l<i>'</i>m coming right down.

1043
01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:41,735
You guys gotta get out of here.

1044
01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:42,903
All right.

1045
01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:45,513
Come on aboard, everybody. Yeah.

1046
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:52,952
You ladies ready to get down
on the poop deck?

1047
01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:56,490
You ready for some sailing lessons?

1048
01:04:58,861 --> 01:05:01,261
What the fuck are they doing here?

1049
01:05:01,330 --> 01:05:03,195
They were just leaving.

1050
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:07,465
Rico? Larry? Oh, my God!

1051
01:05:08,137 --> 01:05:09,434
l can<i>'</i>t believe this.

1052
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:11,905
You guys. Are you stalking us?

1053
01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:14,206
Do we have stalkers?

1054
01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:15,539
Looks like you do.

1055
01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:18,808
-You all know each other?
-Yes, Rico is my cousin.

1056
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:22,175
This is such a small world.

1057
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:24,811
Are you guys going to hang out with us?

1058
01:05:24,887 --> 01:05:26,855
No. They<i>'</i>re not.

1059
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,351
Yeah, no.

1060
01:05:29,892 --> 01:05:32,656
-l gotta go.
-Don<i>'</i>t leave on account of us.

1061
01:05:32,728 --> 01:05:35,595
-Yeah. Leave on account of us.
-Yeah. Leave on account of--

1062
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:37,724
We<i>'</i>ll leave you lovebirds alone.

1063
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,860
Don<i>'</i>t let the gangplank
hit you on the way out.

1064
01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:43,763
You guys have a ball. Or two.

1065
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:48,835
Or eight.

1066
01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:57,853
Let<i>'</i>s get down. This is gonna get funky.

1067
01:05:58,554 --> 01:06:01,523
Man, your brother is a fucking retard.

1068
01:06:02,391 --> 01:06:04,951
-No offense.
-Believe me, none taken.

1069
01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,689
So where to now?

1070
01:06:07,763 --> 01:06:09,731
l guess back to the car.

1071
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:12,199
-Man, that<i>'</i>s rough.
-Yeah, l know.

1072
01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:15,128
But while l<i>'</i>m sleeping in that car...

1073
01:06:15,204 --> 01:06:18,935
it will comfort me knowing that Jonathan<i>'</i>s
getting a special private performance...

1074
01:06:19,008 --> 01:06:20,475
of <i>The Crying Game.</i>

1075
01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:22,943
-Live and uncut.
-Holler.

1076
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,150
Larry.

1077
01:06:40,963 --> 01:06:42,123
Larry.

1078
01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:54,904
Hey! Get out of here, man. Get<i>....</i>

1079
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:04,543
Hey.

1080
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:07,248
Hey, man, l<i>'</i>m trying to sleep in here.

1081
01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,084
Steve?

1082
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:12,955
Rico. Hey.

1083
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,863
Man. Larry.

1084
01:07:16,298 --> 01:07:18,596
Larry. Steve, man.

1085
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,040
Steve? What<i>'</i>s up, dude?

1086
01:07:26,475 --> 01:07:27,965
Fucking Julio.

1087
01:07:28,844 --> 01:07:30,812
-l heard, l heard.
-Yeah?

1088
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:34,507
How come you two never came to visit me
in the hospital, then?

1089
01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:38,920
-We<i>'</i>ve been real busy, Steve.
-Right. Right.

1090
01:07:39,021 --> 01:07:41,546
-After l gave you my apartment, too.
-Wait, wait, wait, Steve.

1091
01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:44,923
You didn<i>'</i>t give us the apartment.
We took over the lease, man.

1092
01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:46,291
That<i>'</i>s what l meant.

1093
01:07:46,362 --> 01:07:49,559
You<i>'</i>re living in the past, Steve.
You<i>'</i>ve gotta snap out of it, baby.

1094
01:07:49,632 --> 01:07:51,259
Look at yourself.

1095
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:55,064
What happened to your shoes, Steve?

1096
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:59,198
Well, take a good look, all right?
Because this could happen to any one of us.

1097
01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:02,767
-l don<i>'</i>t think so, Steve.
-There<i>'</i>s some crazy <i>''</i>Steve<i>''</i> shit right here.

1098
01:08:02,845 --> 01:08:05,643
Well, l gather neither one of you
is gonna break off a few bucks...

1099
01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:07,841
for an old friend who<i>'</i>s, you know,
down on his luck?

1100
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:11,011
No. Matter of fact,
you got that $10 you owe me?

1101
01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:14,745
You know what, man?
God bless you two assholes, okay?

1102
01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:17,918
l pray you never
have to walk in my shoes. Okay?

1103
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:19,988
Steve!

1104
01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:23,492
That<i>'</i>s the point, man.
You have no fucking shoes!

1105
01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:29,469
What a dick.

1106
01:08:30,172 --> 01:08:31,503
Oh, Steve.

1107
01:08:36,078 --> 01:08:39,946
Makes me feel better
about sleeping in your piece-of-shit car.

1108
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,242
Yeah.

1109
01:08:42,718 --> 01:08:44,310
What time is it?

1110
01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:49,913
-Time for me to drop the kids off at the pool.
-Let<i>'</i>s roll.

1111
01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:01,362
...waiting all day!

1112
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,234
For the love of God!
What<i>'</i>s taking him so long?

1113
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:06,035
<i>ndale, seor, ndale.</i>

1114
01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:07,336
Come on.

1115
01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:10,343
-Good morning.
<i>-Ay, caramba!</i>

1116
01:09:11,347 --> 01:09:13,542
Oh my God! Who did that?

1117
01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:18,442
Hey<i>....</i>

1118
01:09:20,022 --> 01:09:22,047
How<i>'</i>s the deal supposed to work again?

1119
01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:25,150
Elise said give some guy
a key to a bus locker.

1120
01:09:25,261 --> 01:09:26,853
You got the key?

1121
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,322
Man, she didn<i>'</i>t give me a key.

1122
01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:36,004
See, that<i>'</i>s what l<i>'</i>m talking about, man.
Me and Elise. We just don<i>'</i>t mix.

1123
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,639
You see what l<i>'</i>m saying?

1124
01:09:38,274 --> 01:09:40,105
Gotta break it off with her, man.

1125
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:43,111
Just got to break it off. lt<i>'</i>s not gonna work.

1126
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:46,910
How are we supposed to do a key deal
if we don<i>'</i>t have a key?

1127
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:03,363
l remember this one time
l lost my sunglasses?

1128
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:07,758
Honest to God, l looked for them
for an hour and 45 minutes.

1129
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,131
On my head the entire time.

1130
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,234
Hey, look, man. Our guy is ten o<i>'</i>clock.

1131
01:10:17,413 --> 01:10:20,473
No, dude. That<i>'</i>s nine. Your three o<i>'</i>clock.
Three o<i>'</i>clock.

1132
01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:27,210
No. Look, you remember the guy
with the tattoos? The tattoos?

1133
01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:30,951
-Oh, tattoo.
-Yeah.

1134
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:37,189
Yo.

1135
01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:44,302
Who the fuck are you?

1136
01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:48,740
Where the fuck is Mikey?

1137
01:10:49,445 --> 01:10:51,379
-Mikey?
-Where<i>'</i>s Mikey?

1138
01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:55,912
Mikey couldn<i>'</i>t make it today. But...

1139
01:10:56,819 --> 01:10:58,810
he sends his condolences.

1140
01:11:00,356 --> 01:11:01,755
Condolences?

1141
01:11:03,525 --> 01:11:04,617
Yeah.

1142
01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:10,461
Listen, smart-ass. l don<i>'</i>t like it.
l don<i>'</i>t like it.

1143
01:11:10,899 --> 01:11:13,424
l don<i>'</i>t like it one bit. Deal<i>'</i>s off.

1144
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:17,069
-Just like that?
-Yeah. You got a problem with that?

1145
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:20,074
-Sorry l<i>'</i>m late, Earl.
-Mikey. What the fuck?

1146
01:11:21,744 --> 01:11:23,974
Yo, what are you guys doing here?

1147
01:11:24,046 --> 01:11:26,674
That<i>'</i>s what l want to know, Mikey.
Who the fuck are these chumps?

1148
01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:28,478
-They<i>'</i>re just--
-Are they cops, Mikey? Are they?

1149
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:29,608
No.

1150
01:11:29,685 --> 01:11:31,676
Because if they are,
you know what l gotta do, don<i>'</i>t you?

1151
01:11:31,754 --> 01:11:33,551
-They<i>'</i>re not.
-You lying to me, Mikey?

1152
01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:35,783
-Man, there<i>'</i>s no way.
-Did you rat me, Mikey?

1153
01:11:35,858 --> 01:11:37,348
-Did you rat me out?
-l never ratted nobody.

1154
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:39,656
That<i>'</i>s not what l heard.
l heard you ratted out Manny...

1155
01:11:39,728 --> 01:11:41,958
but l chose not to believe it.

1156
01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:47,331
But l<i>'</i>m starting to have my doubts, okay?

1157
01:11:48,203 --> 01:11:49,363
Okay?

1158
01:11:51,373 --> 01:11:52,635
Hey, man, whoa.

1159
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:56,603
Okay. Let<i>'</i>s go. Move. Move. Move.

1160
01:11:58,547 --> 01:12:00,481
-l liked you, Mikey. l really did.
-But l<i>....</i>

1161
01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,278
-But l didn<i>'</i>t, l didn<i>'</i>t do--
-Shut up.

1162
01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:05,377
l liked you, Mikey,
but now you<i>'</i>ve gone and betrayed me.

1163
01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:06,978
Now you<i>'</i>re gonna have to pay.

1164
01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:09,115
Actually, Earl, you know,
we have a previous engagement--

1165
01:12:09,191 --> 01:12:12,752
l swear. One more word out of you,
l<i>'</i>m gonna blow your fucking head off.

1166
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:14,056
Get in.

1167
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,393
Open the door. Get in the van.

1168
01:12:16,632 --> 01:12:18,156
Get in the van.

1169
01:12:57,406 --> 01:12:58,805
Turn around.

1170
01:12:59,308 --> 01:13:01,037
l said turn around!

1171
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:05,175
You<i>'</i>re<i>....</i> You<i>'</i>re not wearing a wire,
are you, Mikey?

1172
01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:08,278
-Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt!
-Okay.

1173
01:13:08,350 --> 01:13:11,012
-What are you doing, Earl?
-Excuse me, Earl?

1174
01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:13,816
Just shut your pie-hole, Wyclef.

1175
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,218
How could you do this to me, Mikey?

1176
01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:21,285
-Do what? What do you mean?
-Shut the fuck up or l swear l will<i>....</i>

1177
01:13:30,205 --> 01:13:33,766
You know what l<i>'</i>m gonna have to do
to you now, don<i>'</i>t you?

1178
01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:46,143
Yo.

1179
01:13:47,890 --> 01:13:49,323
No. Not yet.

1180
01:13:51,126 --> 01:13:54,391
-l know. Where the hell they at?
-They<i>'</i>ll be there.

1181
01:13:55,497 --> 01:13:56,987
Just hang on.

1182
01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,758
l<i>'</i>ll give it five more minutes.

1183
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,396
Teach you a lesson, boy.

1184
01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:05,497
Hurts me more than it hurts you.

1185
01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:18,775
Wow.

1186
01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:21,455
Yo, let<i>'</i>s bounce.

1187
01:14:29,898 --> 01:14:31,866
Sorry about that, Mikey.

1188
01:14:41,777 --> 01:14:44,245
lt<i>'</i>s going to be really awkward
seeing Mikey at the coffee shop.

1189
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,644
Yeah, man.

1190
01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:47,313
What a dick.

1191
01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,509
There<i>'</i>s our man. Let<i>'</i>s go.

1192
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:01,692
What<i>'</i>s up?

1193
01:15:03,198 --> 01:15:04,529
What<i>'</i>s up?

1194
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,598
-You got something for me or what?
-Maybe.

1195
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:09,827
You got something for me?

1196
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,500
Maybe.

1197
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:16,876
Gentlemen, this does not need to be
this complicated.

1198
01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:18,908
Sir, here<i>'</i>s your key.

1199
01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:20,773
Cool.

1200
01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:24,110
So, you guys working for Big Daddy now?

1201
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:27,155
-Temporarily.
-About to start our own business.

1202
01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:30,248
No doubt, no doubt.
l like that. What kind of business?

1203
01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:32,154
Tiny classified ads.

1204
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:34,161
Oh, really? Ads for what?

1205
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:36,026
-lt<i>'</i>s complex.
-Right.

1206
01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:39,260
l see.

1207
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,901
You know...

1208
01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:45,272
l<i>'</i>m kind of doing
some complex shit too, man.

1209
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:48,832
l<i>'</i>m about to get this rap shit jumped off.
You feel me?

1210
01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:50,435
lt costs a lot of money though, man.

1211
01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:53,106
You got studio time.
You gotta pay producers for tracks.

1212
01:15:53,181 --> 01:15:56,207
You gotta press up your CDs.
You gotta get your street team together.

1213
01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:58,219
l gotta get shot a couple of times.

1214
01:15:58,287 --> 01:16:01,381
You know, that shit<i>'</i>s kind of tough.
l don<i>'</i>t know if l want it in the arm or the leg.

1215
01:16:01,456 --> 01:16:03,151
l heard it reads better if it<i>'</i>s in the stomach...

1216
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,193
but there are some complications
with that shit.

1217
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:07,023
You know? And...

1218
01:16:07,262 --> 01:16:12,165
rappers like rottweilers, so l<i>'</i>m in therapy
working on my phobia of dogs.

1219
01:16:13,468 --> 01:16:16,062
Dogs are good. Dogs are good.

1220
01:16:18,507 --> 01:16:22,307
And, as you know,
there are hoes and weed.

1221
01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:25,105
-Weed.
-You see what l<i>'</i>m saying?

1222
01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:26,704
My shit<i>'</i>s complex too.

1223
01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:28,909
So, are you really a rapper?

1224
01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:30,849
Hells, yeah.

1225
01:16:31,453 --> 01:16:33,819
l spit that lethal shit, son.

1226
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:40,551
<i>The Cool Crush Ice Killer</i>

1227
01:16:40,996 --> 01:16:43,829
<i>Rock the mike like The Thrilla in Manila</i>

1228
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,192
<i>The painkiller</i>

1229
01:16:46,902 --> 01:16:48,494
<i>The deal-sealer</i>

1230
01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:52,973
<i>I'll shoot you in your throat</i>
<i>Make your blood cold spill-a</i>

1231
01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:57,334
Like a teacup. You see that? Spilling?

1232
01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:01,305
-That shit is nice, huh?
-Oh yeah. Definitely.

1233
01:17:02,718 --> 01:17:04,743
Right. Right.

1234
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:08,119
-Look, here, Dice Diller<i>....</i>
-No, no. lce Killer.

1235
01:17:08,323 --> 01:17:09,483
lt<i>'</i>s<i>....</i>

1236
01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:11,415
lt<i>'</i>s lce Killer.

1237
01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:13,959
Cool Crush...

1238
01:17:14,396 --> 01:17:15,727
lce Killer.

1239
01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:17,765
Cool Crush lce Killer.

1240
01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:19,027
-All right.
-All right.

1241
01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:22,434
Well, look, man, me and my partner, man,
we really got to make moves, man--

1242
01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:25,769
What? No, no, no.
You ain<i>'</i>t going nowhere, dawg.

1243
01:17:26,708 --> 01:17:29,836
Not until l make sure my shit
is in this locker.

1244
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,072
Stay right there.

1245
01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:35,347
Don<i>'</i>t move.

1246
01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:42,016
<i>Take the briefcase, put it in a locker.</i>
<i>Take the key, give it to the guy.</i>

1247
01:17:42,090 --> 01:17:44,217
<i>The very big guy with big tattoos.</i>

1248
01:17:46,261 --> 01:17:47,558
<i>You better not fuck this up.</i>

1249
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,121
Hey!

1250
01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:54,094
Hey!

1251
01:18:01,643 --> 01:18:02,632
Mother<i>....</i>

1252
01:18:13,021 --> 01:18:16,616
-Hey, motherfucker!
-Pop the clutch! Pop the clutch!

1253
01:18:17,826 --> 01:18:19,555
Shit, shit, shit.

1254
01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:39,205
Shit!

1255
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:41,940
lt<i>'</i>s okay, baby.

1256
01:18:42,017 --> 01:18:44,679
-l can<i>'</i>t believe this shit, man.
-ls he coming? ls he coming?

1257
01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,084
No, not yet.

1258
01:18:48,623 --> 01:18:50,716
Cool Crush Killer!

1259
01:18:50,792 --> 01:18:52,282
He<i>'</i>s a wack rapper, man.

1260
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,385
-Chasin<i>'</i> me in his lmpala!
-He<i>'</i>s wack, man.

1261
01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:56,693
l don<i>'</i>t even know why
you<i>'</i>re feeling that stupid shit, man.

1262
01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:59,325
-l thought he was pretty good.
-He wasn<i>'</i>t good, man.

1263
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,596
Man, he<i>'</i>s gonna kick our ass.

1264
01:19:03,004 --> 01:19:06,838
-Can<i>'</i>t you go any faster, man?
-l can<i>'</i>t. l<i>'</i>m stuck in second gear!

1265
01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:09,973
-Oh, man. Oh, shit.
-Oh, man!

1266
01:19:10,045 --> 01:19:11,740
Get out of here!

1267
01:19:12,447 --> 01:19:14,608
-Pull over!
-Get out of here, man!

1268
01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,207
-Pull over!
-l liked your rap!

1269
01:19:16,284 --> 01:19:18,377
-Man, get out of here! He<i>'</i>s wack!
-Pull over!

1270
01:19:18,453 --> 01:19:20,648
-Pull over!
-l can<i>'</i>t hear you.

1271
01:19:20,889 --> 01:19:22,618
My window<i>'</i>s broken!

1272
01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:24,215
Go! Go!

1273
01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:25,589
-l<i>'</i>m going!
-Stop!

1274
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:27,855
-Go! Do something!
-l<i>'</i>m going.

1275
01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:37,903
-Start the car. Start the car!
-What are you doing?

1276
01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:41,898
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

1277
01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:55,320
-Larry.
-Man, l took out the whole family!

1278
01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:56,914
Come on, man!
That was some <i>Smokey and the Bandit,</i>

1279
01:19:56,992 --> 01:19:58,118
Burt Reynolds shit right there, man.

1280
01:19:58,193 --> 01:20:01,094
That was like Jeff Gordon
driving through <i>Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.</i>

1281
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,958
-Keep going, all right?
-Let<i>'</i>s go to Big Daddy<i>'</i>s house.

1282
01:20:07,035 --> 01:20:08,297
Big Daddy<i>'</i>s house. He<i>'</i>ll know what to do.

1283
01:20:08,370 --> 01:20:09,962
-Big Daddy<i>'</i>s house is safe.
-Yeah, it<i>'</i>s safe.

1284
01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:14,099
-You know Big Daddy got a gun.
-He<i>'</i>s got a big, big, Big-Daddy gun.

1285
01:20:14,876 --> 01:20:16,605
What do you mean by that?

1286
01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:19,068
Oh, shit!

1287
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,305
Look out! God damn!

1288
01:20:22,517 --> 01:20:24,314
Where<i>'</i>s he at?

1289
01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:25,944
Oh, shit. Keep going. Just keep going.

1290
01:20:26,021 --> 01:20:27,613
Come on, baby. Come on.

1291
01:20:27,689 --> 01:20:29,748
All right, baby, all right.

1292
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:32,121
-Oh, he mad now, man.
-Fuck!

1293
01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:36,492
Right here. Right here. Turn right here.

1294
01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:38,692
Shit.

1295
01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:43,232
Man, we<i>'</i>re going to die, man!

1296
01:20:43,305 --> 01:20:45,102
Just stay in the car. Stay in the car.

1297
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:49,109
Big Daddy! Big Daddy!

1298
01:20:50,278 --> 01:20:51,302
Hey.

1299
01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:54,007
Let<i>'</i>s stay in the car. Let<i>'</i>s stay in the car.

1300
01:21:07,229 --> 01:21:10,027
Dogs are good. Dogs are good.

1301
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,765
Oh, shit.

1302
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:17,496
Big Daddy!

1303
01:21:22,010 --> 01:21:24,478
Get out. Grab the case. Grab the briefcase.

1304
01:21:25,814 --> 01:21:29,079
-What<i>'</i>s going on out here in my yard?
-Big Daddy, get this dog off of me, man!

1305
01:21:29,150 --> 01:21:31,141
Don<i>'</i>t do it! Your man is crazy.

1306
01:21:31,219 --> 01:21:33,551
He<i>'</i>s been chasing us, Big Daddy.

1307
01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:35,947
Percy? What are you doing, man?

1308
01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:38,857
Your boys tried to fuck me, man.
lt ain<i>'</i>t right!

1309
01:21:38,927 --> 01:21:40,861
They tried to fuck you? What?

1310
01:21:40,929 --> 01:21:43,557
-Get this dog off me!
-Yeah, in a minute.

1311
01:21:43,632 --> 01:21:45,827
What does he mean, you tried to fuck him?

1312
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,129
l didn<i>'</i>t know you guys were gay.

1313
01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:48,635
-No.
-No.

1314
01:21:48,703 --> 01:21:51,968
lt was empty.
God, get this dog, man!

1315
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,439
Locker? What are you talking about?

1316
01:21:53,508 --> 01:21:55,305
They robbed me, man.

1317
01:21:56,611 --> 01:21:58,579
-Did you rob the man?
-No.

1318
01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:02,048
-Come on, man. Get your dog, man!
-Yeah, in a minute.

1319
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,950
-Monopoly money, Percy?
-lt<i>'</i>s not what you think, man!

1320
01:22:08,023 --> 01:22:11,083
-l can explain.
-Well, l guess you better get started, then.

1321
01:22:11,159 --> 01:22:14,094
l can explain. Look, look, it<i>'</i>s<i>....</i>

1322
01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:17,421
lt<i>'</i>s<i>....</i> lt was Elise, man. She put me on it.

1323
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,692
-He<i>'</i>s a liar.
-Really, man.

1324
01:22:20,902 --> 01:22:25,032
She told me about some
stupid investment plan in Nicaragua...

1325
01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:28,542
and that she found another buyer
and she was gonna give me 20%.

1326
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:32,102
Man, l<i>'</i>m just trying to get this rap thing
off the ground, man. l ain<i>'</i>t no criminal.

1327
01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:34,114
You are a fucking liar.

1328
01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:36,614
You don<i>'</i>t believe him, do you, sweetie?

1329
01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:38,585
Would l lie, Big Daddy?

1330
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:41,711
No!

1331
01:22:42,657 --> 01:22:44,022
Oh, Big Daddy!

1332
01:22:44,092 --> 01:22:45,559
Heel, Killer!

1333
01:22:47,896 --> 01:22:49,056
Elise?

1334
01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:53,125
Okay.

1335
01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:55,766
Nicaragua was a stupid deal.

1336
01:22:55,837 --> 01:22:57,464
l was just trying to protect you.

1337
01:22:57,539 --> 01:23:00,667
l didn<i>'</i>t want you or us to lose everything.

1338
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:03,776
l don<i>'</i>t wanna go back to the trailer park
in Texas.

1339
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:05,710
l want to be with you.

1340
01:23:06,514 --> 01:23:10,280
You understand me.
You<i>'</i>re the first person that l<i>'</i>ve ever trusted.

1341
01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:13,352
You<i>'</i>re the only one
l<i>'</i>ve ever unconditionally loved.

1342
01:23:13,421 --> 01:23:15,013
Oh, Big Daddy...

1343
01:23:16,091 --> 01:23:17,683
you complete me.

1344
01:23:19,227 --> 01:23:20,717
Nicaragua was a stupid deal?

1345
01:23:22,797 --> 01:23:24,458
Oh, hell, no. You got to go.

1346
01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:26,466
Oh, please, Big Daddy.

1347
01:23:26,601 --> 01:23:27,795
Killer.

1348
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,696
Okay, fine. Let me go get my things.

1349
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,169
Your things, Elise? Come on.

1350
01:23:36,111 --> 01:23:37,806
Fine. l<i>'</i>ll go.

1351
01:23:38,213 --> 01:23:39,271
Fine.

1352
01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:43,077
Big Daddy, please.

1353
01:23:46,988 --> 01:23:49,616
Wait up, you big dummy. l need a ride.

1354
01:23:58,133 --> 01:24:01,933
Guess you guys just knew it, huh?
You just somehow sensed it?

1355
01:24:16,651 --> 01:24:18,175
Yeah, you know.

1356
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:21,348
Matter of fact, you know,
l never trusted Elise in the first place.

1357
01:24:21,423 --> 01:24:25,086
She been playing you the whole time,
just like she was stringing me along.

1358
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:27,390
Here<i>'</i>s your Susquehannas back.

1359
01:24:29,297 --> 01:24:31,197
Although l got to tell you, Big Daddy...

1360
01:24:31,266 --> 01:24:33,393
in my experience with Susquehannas...

1361
01:24:33,468 --> 01:24:38,030
a set like yours would invariably be worth
exponentially more than $50,000 US.

1362
01:24:38,506 --> 01:24:39,996
You guys are good, man.

1363
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:43,169
You guys are very good! No wonder
you<i>'</i>re going into business for yourselves.

1364
01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:46,077
You have the ability to think on your feet,
improvise, and l like that.

1365
01:24:46,147 --> 01:24:48,012
You know,
l could use a couple of guys like you...

1366
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,108
with your street smarts
and intuitive business sense.

1367
01:24:50,185 --> 01:24:51,675
l<i>'</i>m listening.

1368
01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:56,452
Well, l<i>'</i>ve got some international
real-estate investments l<i>'</i>ve been cultivating.

1369
01:24:56,524 --> 01:24:58,822
And you<i>'</i>ll never guess where.

1370
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:00,650
-Nicaragua?
-No.

1371
01:25:00,728 --> 01:25:03,629
Actually, yeah, man. Yeah.
How did you know?

1372
01:25:03,698 --> 01:25:05,859
l heard it<i>'</i>s popping off down there.

1373
01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:07,492
Listen, l<i>'</i>m headed down there in a few days.

1374
01:25:07,569 --> 01:25:10,231
What do you fellas think about coming
down there and working for me?

1375
01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:11,602
-l<i>'</i>m down.
-l would love to.

1376
01:25:11,673 --> 01:25:13,766
-Then it<i>'</i>s a deal.
-Yes.

1377
01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:16,504
All right. You fellas come check me out
tomorrow. We<i>'</i>ll work out the details.

1378
01:25:16,578 --> 01:25:18,705
All right. Oh, Big Daddy.

1379
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,645
Sorry, one last thing.

1380
01:25:21,349 --> 01:25:23,146
Do you by any chance have cable?

1381
01:25:23,218 --> 01:25:27,086
Yeah, man, look, we<i>'</i>ve been trying
to watch the <i>Shawshank</i> marathon...

1382
01:25:27,155 --> 01:25:29,146
all weekend long...

1383
01:25:29,224 --> 01:25:31,283
and we were thinking, just maybe...

1384
01:25:31,359 --> 01:25:33,623
just maybe we could catch the last one.

1385
01:25:33,695 --> 01:25:35,060
<i>The Shank?</i>

1386
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:38,458
Fellas, l got the special-edition
DVD director<i>'</i>s cut.

1387
01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:41,001
l was just about to watch it again.
Are you kidding me?

1388
01:25:41,069 --> 01:25:42,502
Come on, fellas.

1389
01:25:42,570 --> 01:25:43,901
Yes.

1390
01:25:44,172 --> 01:25:45,434
Hey, Big Daddy, do me a favor, huh?

1391
01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:46,496
Could you please tell Rico...

1392
01:25:46,608 --> 01:25:48,940
that Andy Dufresne
does not get ass-raped in <i>The Shank?</i>

1393
01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:49,999
What are you talking about?

1394
01:25:50,078 --> 01:25:52,808
Of course he gets ass-raped.
lt<i>'</i>s a major plot point.

1395
01:25:53,948 --> 01:25:55,313
l told you.

1396
01:26:30,685 --> 01:26:33,813
-lt<i>'</i>s Dick Dupree.
-Mr. Dupree! Mr. Dupree!

1397
01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:38,092
Fellas, fellas, l had no idea it was a scam.

1398
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:40,024
l actually had nothing to do
with the whole thing.

1399
01:26:40,094 --> 01:26:42,494
Scam? What are you talking about?

1400
01:26:46,935 --> 01:26:48,527
We love you, man.

1401
01:26:48,770 --> 01:26:51,102
You<i>'</i>re my hero. l just wanted to say hello.

1402
01:26:51,172 --> 01:26:54,039
Matter of fact, we<i>'</i>re starting
our own <i>''</i>tiny classified ads<i>''</i> business.

1403
01:26:54,108 --> 01:26:55,132
Yeah, yeah!

1404
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:56,370
Well, boys, let me<i>....</i>

1405
01:26:56,444 --> 01:26:58,036
Check that out. That<i>'</i>s Dick Dupree.

1406
01:26:58,112 --> 01:27:00,012
Let me go ahead
and let you in on a little secret.

1407
01:27:00,081 --> 01:27:03,539
Tiny classified ads, they<i>'</i>re dead.
Those days are over.

1408
01:27:04,485 --> 01:27:06,282
All the big money<i>....</i>

1409
01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:09,752
All the big money is now in...

1410
01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:12,957
Nicaragua.

1411
01:27:14,862 --> 01:27:17,387
-That<i>'</i>s where we<i>'</i>re heading!
-Really?

1412
01:27:17,765 --> 01:27:19,824
You gotta meet this guy. He<i>'</i>s a genius.

1413
01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:22,426
Dick Dupree. l<i>'</i>m a big fan, man.

1414
01:27:22,503 --> 01:27:25,631
l was at your seminar last week.
We<i>'</i>re on our way to Nicaragua.

1415
01:27:28,576 --> 01:27:29,668
Yeah!

1416
01:27:38,953 --> 01:27:42,047
l really, really<i>....</i> l need the rent money.

1417
01:27:42,123 --> 01:27:45,991
-Lance, l thought we had until the 5th.
-You do.

1418
01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:48,990
But it<i>'</i>s already the 15th...

1419
01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:51,998
and you<i>'</i>re three months behind already.

1420
01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:56,971
-Are you sure about that?
-Yes. l<i>'</i>m sure.

1421
01:27:57,038 --> 01:27:58,528
Dude, here it is again.

1422
01:27:58,606 --> 01:28:01,336
<i>...a mass-marketed infomercial, but first...</i>

1423
01:28:01,409 --> 01:28:04,276
<i>one quick question. Just a quick question.</i>

1424
01:28:06,581 --> 01:28:09,573
<i>What is the number-one industry</i>
<i>on the planet?</i>

1425
01:28:09,684 --> 01:28:11,447
<i>Numero uno.</i>

1426
01:28:13,588 --> 01:28:14,987
<i>Real estate.</i>

1427
01:28:15,857 --> 01:28:20,351
<i>Real estate is the number-one industry</i>
<i>on the planet, year in, year out.</i>

1428
01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:25,856
<i>Don't worry, I'm not here</i>
<i>hawking foreclosures...</i>

1429
01:28:25,933 --> 01:28:28,333
<i>or some ''get rich quick</i>
<i>without putting any money down'' scheme.</i>

1430
01:28:28,403 --> 01:28:32,840
<i>I'm talking about</i>
<i>prime beachfront real estate...</i>

1431
01:28:32,907 --> 01:28:36,536
<i>in exotic, let it come....</i>

1432
01:28:38,746 --> 01:28:39,735
<i>Nicaragua.</i>

1433
01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:43,311
<i>Poised to become</i>
<i>the next Rio of the Third World.</i>

1434
01:28:46,287 --> 01:28:49,723
<i>Just listen to a testimonial from some</i>
<i>of my very dear, dear friends...</i>

1435
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:53,090
<i>who took advantage</i>
<i>of this awesome, awesome...</i>

1436
01:28:55,029 --> 01:28:56,189
<i>opportunity.</i>

1437
01:28:56,264 --> 01:28:58,824
Jon, l just can<i>'</i>t believe it.

1438
01:29:00,234 --> 01:29:02,566
lt is so beautiful.

1439
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:06,136
And so are you, baby. And so are you.

1440
01:29:06,207 --> 01:29:07,868
-Listen, Jon.
-What?

1441
01:29:07,942 --> 01:29:09,637
l know that you<i>'</i>ve been frustrated with me...

1442
01:29:09,711 --> 01:29:11,872
because you think
that l<i>'</i>ve been withholding sex from you.

1443
01:29:11,946 --> 01:29:14,608
No, baby, l don<i>'</i>t care about that. l love you.

1444
01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:17,708
Jon, l love you too, but l think there<i>'</i>s
something you should know about me.

1445
01:29:17,785 --> 01:29:19,582
Holy shit.

1446
01:29:19,987 --> 01:29:21,249
<i>I'm Larry.</i>

1447
01:29:21,322 --> 01:29:23,256
ls that your baby brother?

1448
01:29:23,324 --> 01:29:25,155
<i>And I'm Rico.</i>

1449
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,628
<i>There was a time in our lives</i>
<i>when nothing was going right.</i>

1450
01:29:29,764 --> 01:29:31,527
<i>Down on our luck...</i>

1451
01:29:31,599 --> 01:29:34,329
<i>we were kicked out</i>
<i>of a one-room apartment.</i>

1452
01:29:34,402 --> 01:29:36,802
<i>I was mistakenly courting a transvestite.</i>

1453
01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:38,065
<i>We were even kicked out of rehab.</i>

1454
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:39,663
l<i>'</i>ll be damned.

1455
01:29:40,742 --> 01:29:43,711
Okay, l<i>'</i>m sorry.
What did you want to tell me?

1456
01:29:43,778 --> 01:29:47,509
<i>...every single one of you</i>
<i>is rich beyond your wildest dreams.</i>

1457
01:29:47,949 --> 01:29:50,509
<i>The banana peeler</i>
<i>The gold wheeler</i>

1458
01:29:50,585 --> 01:29:54,385
<i>Chop you up like meat</i>
<i>put you on a tortilla</i>

1459
01:29:55,189 --> 01:29:57,214
Can you please shut it up?

1460
01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,787
<i>We were even kicked out of rehab.</i>

1461
01:30:01,195 --> 01:30:03,026
<i>It was hopeless.</i>

1462
01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:06,959
<i>Hell, the skin off my entire ball sack</i>
<i>fell off one time.</i>

1463
01:30:07,969 --> 01:30:09,732
<i>He's right. I was there.</i>

1464
01:30:09,804 --> 01:30:12,398
l can<i>'</i>t believe that bullshit worked.

1465
01:30:12,907 --> 01:30:14,704
<i>...and then we met Dick.</i>

1466
01:30:14,776 --> 01:30:17,040
<i>And he introduced us to...</i>

1467
01:30:17,178 --> 01:30:18,702
<i>Nicaragua.</i>

1468
01:30:20,281 --> 01:30:23,182
Nicaragua.

1469
01:30:23,351 --> 01:30:24,613
Boy.

1470
01:30:25,613 --> 01:30:35,613
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